【被男客人逗笑記】
MY HUMOUROUS MALE CLIENTS
不知是不是物以類聚,人以群分的關係,原來我的客人也蠻幽默的。
事件一:
男客人:「老師!哇,你真人的臉比較小,在螢幕上看你的臉是比較大的!」
我抬頭看著男客人。
「你今天來,是幫我看相的嗎?」
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事件二:
我:「X先生,之前我這樣對你,是因為⋯⋯」
男客人一臉殷勤的說:「沒事,師父!你不用解釋,我都明白!我見過很多高人,高人高人一等,所以性格上都是有點奇怪,有些怪癖的!」
欸,不對,這是對我的讚譽嗎?怎麼聽起來怪怪的?🤨
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事件三:
我站在餐廳外,等老公結帳。
突然,一把聲音:「李老師!」
我轉過頭,欸,一家大小,是不熟悉的臉孔,應該是影片的觀眾吧!
帶著口罩都能被認出,對方真是好眼力。
我立刻現出「空姐式的微笑」,並打招呼。#反應快
男士告訴我,他很想請我到他家看風水。我點頭說,可以等報名表開放時報名。
之後⋯⋯
他眼睛就一直盯著我的雙眸看,再三的問:
「老師,你⋯⋯看得到,對嗎?」
我心裡的OS:我今天戴著隱形眼鏡,看你們一家人的樣子很清楚。我們第一次見面,我沒有認錯,我視力沒問題啊~
所以我很自然的點頭:「看到啊!」
男士保持著禮貌的距離,頭繼續往前,目不轉睛的研究著我的眼睛,喃喃自語:「我看老師的眼睛,是看得到的。」
然後,彷彿得到答案後,男士臉上才露出滿意的笑容。
看著他的表情,心裡覺得有點莫名其妙。
我只是因為以前用錯眼霜,眼袋那裡長了很多油泡而已,眼睛沒什麼問題啊~
告別後,我站在電動扶梯上,腦袋好像被五雷轟頂似後,我才猛然驚覺⋯⋯🤯
原來他剛才是在問,我到底是不是開了天眼,能否看到無形的朋友!
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I wonder whether it’s because of the theory “Birds of the same feather flock together”. I realise a number of my clients do have a funny bone in them.
Incident 1:
Male client, “Wow, Teacher! Your face in person is smaller! Your face look bigger on screen!”
I raised my head to look at him.
Me, “Are you here today to do face reading for me?”
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Incident 2:
Me, “Mr X, I treated you that way earlier on, because ⋯”
Male client earnestly chirped, “No worries, Master! You don’t have to explain. I totally understand. I have met many expert masters. Being superior experts, they are all eccentric in their own ways and all have some quirks!”
Erm, is this a compliment for me? Why does it sound weird somehow? 🤨
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Incident 3:
I was waiting outside the restaurant for the husband to settle the bill.
Out of the blue, I heard a voice, “Teacher Lee!”
I turned my head around and saw a family of unfamiliar faces. They must be viewers of my videos, I thought.
I was mildly surprised to be recognized with my mask on. They sure have good eyesight.
I flashed my signature SQ smile at them and greeted them. #quickreaction
The man of the family told me that he wished to invite me to his home for a Feng Shui audit. I nodded my head and told him to register when my forms opened.
And then…
His eyes fixated on mine, and asked repeatedly,
“Teacher, you…can see, right?”
The OS inside my mind started racing. I was wearing contact lenses and I had no problem seeing your faces. I was pretty sure that today was our first time meeting. There was no issue with my eyes.
So I naturally nodded my head and replied, “Yes, I can see!”
He kept a polite distance but his head inched forward a teeny bit, with his eyes relentlessly exploring mine.
He then mumbled, “I see that Teacher’s eyes are able to see.”
His face began to smile, as if his exploration had gotten him a satisfactory answer.
Looking at his expression, I felt baffled.
I only had many milia seeds under my eyes due to using the wrong eye cream in my youth, but apart from that, my eyes are perfectly fine.
After bidding farewell, as I took the escalator, my brain lit up as if it was struck by the five thunders.
I suddenly realised…
The male viewer was asking if I had the clairvoyant eye and could see the invisible!
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52. No problem! 沒問題!
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【談《少年的你》為何能代表香港入選奧斯卡最佳國際電影獎的短名單】(註:為使議題聚焦,重Po一篇)
Q: 奧斯卡審核外語片(國際電影)報名的標準為何?
A: 除了該片的英語佔比、電影格式與長度、上映方式、創作主導權之外,並無限制可報名電影之語種、投資方、拍攝地點、內容主題、目標市場、改編原作等。
其中所謂的「創作主導權」意指:報名國家必須認證該部片的創作主導權,大部分落在該國的公民或居留者手上。("The submitting country must certify that creative control of the film was largely in the hands of citizens or residents of that country." - 奧斯卡規則§13-B-5: https://www.oscars.org/sites/oscars/files/93aa_rules.pdf )
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Q: 為何《色,戒》當年會被駁回報名資格?
A: 根據奧斯卡當年執行總監 Bruce Davis 的回應,他們對於「創作主導權」的細部審查分三大項:(1)核心團隊 (2)主要演員 (3)幕後主創。
《色,戒》在核心團隊(編/導/製)是沒問題的,但是在主要演員跟幕後主創團隊的部門主管,都是不符合資格的(都沒有台灣人)。更確切來說,他們看的幕後要員主要為:美術設計、攝影師、剪輯師、配樂、服裝設計師及音效師六個職位。
‘The Academy looks at three areas: “First, the writer-director-producer area -- you have to have artists representing the submitting nation well represented in those three areas -- and that film (‘Lust, Caution’) has no problem there. Then you look at cast -- and none of the principal cast are from Taiwan. And then you move into the department heads -- cinematographer, production designer, sound mixer -- and nobody’s from Taiwan. That’s a problem.” ‘ - https://www.reuters.com/article/us-oscars-foreign-idUSN0828069820071109
根據蘋果日報當年報導,影藝學院的來函解釋表示:「我們要求報名國家的藝術工作者,至少要在電影中擔任部分重要創作職務,但本片的美術設計、攝影師、剪輯師、配樂、服裝設計師及音效師都不是中華民國的電影工作者,有違該片代表貴國參賽的資格。 」 - https://tw.appledaily.com/headline/20071019/GZ25AVTSAI4BBEKR6XGHRKHLB4/
根據另一個新聞來源,影藝學院當年的發言人 Leslie Unger 也稱《色,戒》主要是違反了幕後主創的細則條款:"The film was disqualified because the rules require that creative talent from the submitting nation head up at least a few of the key areas beyond producer/director/writer. The cinematographer, editor, composer, production designer, costume designer, sound mixer and the principal cast members [of Lust, Caution] were all non-Taiwanese." - https://www.screendaily.com/academy-stands-by-decision-to-disqualify-lust-caution-for-taiwan/4035499.article
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Q: 那為何《少年的你》今年卻具備奧斯卡入選資格,可以代表香港競獎呢?
A: 《少年的你》的(1)核心團隊 (2)主要演員 兩項指標都如《色,戒》相仿——儘管核心的編/導/製皆為香港人,但主要演員都是中國人。因此,就要看幕後主創:美術設計、攝影師、剪輯師、配樂、服裝設計師及音效師。
《色,戒》的這六個職位皆非台灣人,反之,《少年的你》的服裝設計為香港人。或許我們無法得知奧斯卡評斷的準則是切在哪一條線(threshold),但就這一關鍵差異,就無法將這兩部片相提並論。簡單來說,依據奧斯卡規則來看,《少年的你》的「港度」,就是比《色,戒》的「台度」還要高出一些。
另外還有一個可能性,就是對奧斯卡(或任何國際組織)而言,若要認定中國與香港是同一個國籍,也無可厚非。奧斯卡的規則裡面用的文字是 “country” 而非 “region”。
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Q: 那為何《臥虎藏龍》(2000)當年可以代表台灣,《色,戒》(2007)就不行?
A: 確實,《臥虎藏龍》的演員和幕後團隊也幾乎都不是台灣人,然而李安詢問奧斯卡的結果表示,「《色,戒》不符合奧斯卡『今年新增三項細則』的第二項」,也就是說,「審查 (1)核心團隊 (2)主要演員 (3)幕後主創」這樣的細則是從 2007 才新增的內部細則。(來源:上方蘋果日報連結)
奧斯卡能否新增/訂定內部施行細則?當然可以,根據公開規章,奧斯卡保有所有規則的最終解釋權。(2007: “The Academy will make the final determination in all questions of eligibility.” - https://web.archive.org/web/20080314002549/http://www.oscars.org/79academyawards/rules/rule14.html ; 2021: “The International Feature Film Executive Committee shall resolve all questions of eligibility and rules.” - https://www.oscars.org/sites/oscars/files/93aa_rules.pdf )
簡單來說,就是就是奧斯卡說的算。
任何人都可以質疑奧斯卡的遊戲規則是否合理(事實上每年都有許多討論),然而當影藝學院已在去年公布本屆規則、本屆符合資格的報名片單,卻是在今年短名單出來後才大喊作弊,不免有些遲了。
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Q: 就算符合奧斯卡規則,但憑什麼《少年的你》可以代表香港?這完全不是一部香港人認可的「港片」阿。
A: 奧斯卡無權干涉各國推派哪部片參賽。《少年的你》由「香港電影製片家協會」投票決定,獲得多數委員支持而代表香港參賽。若認為這部片無法代表香港,或是有抄襲爭議等等,理應去批判香港電影製片家協會的遴選方式,而非將矛頭指向奧斯卡。
總結來說,一件事情本來就可以有多層次的討論,單就奧斯卡規則而言,我找不到「《少年的你》代表香港參加 2021 奧斯卡」這件事情違反規則的證據,也因此,於「法」而言並無問題。(當然,若有人找到反對意見的證據,我也樂於受教)。
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今天禮拜五
Today is Friday
這個禮拜我還沒有辦法拍片
I can make video this week
我需要一杯咖啡跟寫腳本
I need a cup of coffee and write a script
這個禮拜我發現一件事
I discovered one thing this week
台灣的疫 情相對的非常好
The situation in Taiwan is relatively good
尤其是如果我們要跟
Especially if we want to talk to
西班牙、美國、義大利、中國比較
Comparison of Spain, United States, Italy, and China
對,我們要戴口 罩,要洗手
We need wear a mask and wash our hands
還有少出門
And stay more at home
但是商店都開
But shops are open
我們可以出門
We can go out
我們可以去看醫生
We can go to the doctor
還可以買一大推的衛生紙
You can also buy a a lot of toilet paper
因為台灣很安全
Because Taiwan is safe
但是這件事讓我們與
But this matter make us
有一種距離感
A sense of distance
我們與惡的距離
Our distance from evil
我有一件事要告訴你們
I have something to tell you
但是有一點不知道要怎麼跟你們講
But I don’t know how to tell you
我有一個朋友他是
I have a friend he is
的患 者
Patient
他昨天跟我說他惡化
He told me yesterday he was worse
我真的以為他會過世
I really thought he would die
我一整天在邊哭邊工作
I work while crying all day
對這個不是開玩笑
Not kidding about this
而且我家人昨天跟我說
And my family told me yesterday
我妹妹在西班牙她發 燒
My sister has a fever in Spain
不知道你有沒有聽過但是
I don't know if you've heard it but
在西班牙買不到 口 罩
Masks are not available in Spain
不是西班牙不願意買
Is not Spain don’t want to buy
是真的買不到
Really can't buy
你做XXX的測驗是幾乎不可能的
It's almost impossible for you to take the test
當然不能出門
Of course, can't go out
也不可以去看醫生
Or go to the doctor
醫療系統 癱 瘓
medical system is collapsed
你可以想像這種狀況嗎?
Can you imagine this situation?
今天我朋友跟我妹妹好一點
My friend and my sister are feeling better
但是我還是非常擔心
But I'm still very worried
那這件事跟你有什麼關係
What does this matter have to do with you
台灣安全但是
Taiwan safe but
如果惡化呢?
What if it get worse?
有想過嗎?
Have you thought about it?
阿呆答案不是買泡麵買衛生紙
The answer is not to buy instant noodles or toilet paper
可能你覺得沒有問題
Maybe you think there is no problem
但是你有沒有看到台灣患者的數資
But have you seen the data in Taiwan?
有沒有發現一個趨勢?
Have you seen the trend?
不要恐慌
Don't panic
但是可以準備
But be ready
我們問問看IKU老師
Let's ask teacher IKU
大家早安
Good morning everybody
等一下要跟IKU老師見面
I'll see Teacher IKU later
我遲到
I'm late
我跟你說師大很安全
NTNU is safe
我沒事
I'm fine
我很糟糕
I am horrible
IKU老師 す み ま せ ん
IKU teacher, Sorry
沒問題的
no problem
拍影片之前還是要吃早餐
breakfast before the video
吃什麼早餐呢
What's for breakfast
是什麼呢
what is it then
豬排,豬排三明治
Pork chop sandwich
美食節目,百萬YouTuber
Food Show, Million YouTuber
還有美式咖啡
And Americano
いただきます
Go ahead
我們過了幾個禮拜
We have a few weeks
會危險嗎?
Is it dangerous?
說不定喔
Maybe
那時候怎麼辦?
What to do then?
首先我們要問IKU老師
First we should ask Teacher IKU
哈囉大家好我是IKU老師
Hello everyone, I'm IKU teacher
どーもー!やっほー
Hello! How are you?
對啊
yes
要怎麼辦?
What can we do?
好好的想想在家裡做的娛樂
Think about the entertainment at home
不要出門真的不可以出門
Don't go out really, can't go out
有可能桌遊也好
Maybe a board game
跟家人玩也是OK的
It’s ok to have fun with your family
或是網路上的遊戲喔
Or online games
或是看YouTube
Or watch YouTube
有訂閱嗎?
Is there a subscription?
我不會強迫他們訂閱
I will not force them to subscribe
訂閱一下嗎?
Would you like to subscribe?
還有其他的建議嗎?
Any other suggestions?
沒
No
一。你要留在家裡
One. You better to stay at home
可以保護自己也可以保護他人
You can protect yourself and others
你要變成阿宅
You want to be a nerd
同時可以把握機會看更多YouTube的影片
you can take the chance to watch more YouTube
好不好?
Ok?
二。如果你出門不要用交通工具
Two. Don't use transportation if you go out
獨輪車是不是很安全?
Unicycle is safer
獨輪車很安全
The unicycle is safer
三。你可以買反 毒衣服
Three. You can buy anti-toxic clothes
跟防 毒面具
With gas mask
安全第一
Safety first
四。要學習煮飯
Four. Learn to cook
吃的健康會讓你的免疫系統變強
Eating healthy makes your immune system stronger
要去買菜
Going to buy food
五。有養成每天運動的習慣
Five. Make the habit of exercising every day
你的免疫系統會更強
Your immune system will be stronger
而且你不會那麼肥肥
And you will not be so fat
OK啦
OK
我知道你沒辦法
I know you can't
因為你是一個懶惰鬼
Because you are a lazy guy
所以我們要做一件事
So, we will do one thing
這是我的IG
This is my IG
趕快大家在那邊follow我
Hurry up everyone follow me over there
為什麼?
why?
因為我每天早上
Because every morning
會開給直播
I will make a stream
免費幫你教練
Free coaching for you
每天會做非常簡單非常短
It’s very simple and short every day
10分鐘的鍛煉
10 minutes of exercise
一起在家裡運動
Exercise at home together
不管你怕… 或是你太肥肥
No matter if you are afraid of… or you are too fat
follow我
follow me
要記得台灣很安全
Remember Taiwan is safe
但是要繼續加油
But keep going
我是黑素斯
I am Jesus
拜
Bye
下個禮拜
Next week
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see you
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腳本:
上個月我拍一集說
Last month I film this video
我錯了!
I was wrong!
恐慌不好,沒有錯
Panic is not good, true
但是
but
防疫不夠更糟糕!
Not enough prevention is worst!
糟糕到引發
Worst till the point to lead us to
西班牙末日!
The end of Spain!
世界末日
The end of the world
你準備好嗎
Are you ready?
還好,我已經有口罩
Okay, I already have masks
感謝我的朋友
Thanks to my friends
因為你們本來把口罩搶走
Because you took all masks away
搶光光
All of them
COW杯
cow-bei
看來
It seems
疫情很嚴重
The epidemic is serious
靠腰,陰屍路到了
It's "the walking dead "
在這部影片
In this video
我沒有辦法說這句話
I can not say this
因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔
Because YouTube won't make me money
謝謝YouTube
Thanks to YouTube
COW杯
Cowbei
這次我要拍
This video
像一些人的
Like some guy's
比較短的影片
It's short
重點是
The point is
西班牙
Spain
我以前的國家
My previous country
輸給臺灣
Lose to taiwan
西班牙輸了
Spain lost
臺灣
Taiwan
幹得好
Well done
對,沒錯
Yes yes
親愛的朋友
My dear friends
西班牙很糟糕
Spain is bad
臺灣做得非常好
Taiwan is doing very well
我口乾有一點渴
My mouth is a little thirsty
爽
Cool
這個故事告訴我們什麼?
What did this story say?
在這樣
In
世界末日
The end of the world
的情況下
In this situation
恐慌
Panic
有幫助
Works
不要誤會啦
Don't get me wrong
我覺得恐慌是不好的
I think panic is bad
但是在這種情況下
But in this situation
如果你要選
If you need to choose
過度
Over
或是不足
Or insufficient
過度比較好
Over is better
什麼意思?
What dose that mean?
臺灣從一開始
Taiwan from the beginning
好熱
So hot
臺灣人就恐慌了
Taiwanese panic
搶口罩
Grab mask
引發我買不到
So me can't buy any
咳咳
(Coughing)
不是不是
No, no
是我暗示你們很cow杯
I hint you guys are very cow-bei
從一開始
At the first time
臺灣人一直在噴酒精
Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol
但是西班牙人
But the spanish
已經有很多人得病
Already many people got sick
還會去參加很多人的活動
And go to lot of people's events
引發連政治人物
Even politicians
都生病了
Are sick
都得了
They got it
不過西班牙人跟臺灣人
But the Spaniards and Taiwanese
有兩件事做得一模一樣
Two things are done exactly the same
一,政治人物用這個
First, politicians use this
來攻擊彼此
To attack each other
來互罵
Come scolding each other
都是蔡英文的假新聞
It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen
這個是國民黨扯後腿
This is the KMT pulling hind legs
對,西班牙更嚴重
Yes, Spain is worse
真的很cow杯
It's really bad
第二件事
Second
是在這個情況之下
Is in this situation
大家
People
愛
Love
搶衛生紙
Grabbing toilet paper
在臺灣
in Taiwan
民眾狂搶衛生紙
People fight for toilet paper
因為謠言指出
Because rumors point out
衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同
Toilet paper is the same as medical mask
可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格
May affect tissue production and prices
歐伊系
Yummy
這個算是美食節目嗎?
Is this a food show?
趕快按讚啦
Hurry up and like
百萬YouTuber
YouTuber with more than one Million subs
為什麼
why
大家
everyone
愛搶衛生紙?
Love fight for toilet paper?
有人可以幫我解釋嗎?
Can someone explain it for me?
沒有你、沒有你、沒有你
Without you, without you, without you
不能沒有你
Can't live without you
寶貝、寶貝!
Baby Baby!
這樣
is because
比較安全嗎?
Is it safer?
要不要這樣出門?
Should I to go out like this?
也不錯
Not bad
我要告訴你們一個秘密
I want to tell you a secret
今年的新希望
My new goal for this year was
是申請臺灣國籍
Apply for Taiwan nacionality
本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事
I wanted to go back to Spain to do this
現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去
Now i don't know when i can go back
但是有一件事
But one thing
很清楚
is very clear
無論如何
no matter how
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
小英,妳聽到嗎?
Little Tsai, do you hear me?
拜託妳
Please
沒問題
no problem
哦給
OK
謝啦
Thanks
因為臺灣表現得很好
Because Taiwan is doing very well
我已經在做這件T恤
I am already making this t-shirt
你們可以告訴大家
You can tell everyone
臺灣安全
Taiwan is safe
你們不是從武漢來的
You are not from Wuhan
為臺灣驕傲
Proud of taiwan
這個就是
This is
靠,我愛台灣 的意思
The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan
現在懂嗎?
Do you understand now?
不過,要繼續加油
But needs keep fighting
西班牙更加油
Spain need it even more
親愛的家人
Dear family
親愛的朋友
Dear friends
拜託
Please
保持安全
stay safe
不要出門
Don't go out
常常洗手
Wash hands often
吃健康
Eat healthy
多休息
Rest more
常常運動
Exercise often
這個是COW杯
This is Cowbei
我是黑素斯
I´m Jesus
掰
Bye
欸?靠T恤我忘記匯款
Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt
等我一下
wait for me
掰
bye
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
黑素斯沒問題
Jesus, no problem
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ESPN : https://tinyurl.com/px6fyjuc ( by Tim MacMahon )
Grizzlies' Ja Morant says attempt to manage stress 'ongoing'
Ja Morant說他正在調節壓力中
MEMPHIS -- All-Star point guard Ja Morant, who participated Tuesday in his
first practice with the Memphis Grizzlies following an eight-game suspension
for conduct detrimental to the NBA, described his attempt to find better ways
to manage stress through counseling as "an ongoing process."
Ja Morant 週二參與了灰熊隊的第一次訓練,此前他因有害行為被禁賽八場,Morant 說
他試圖通過諮詢找到更好的方法來管理壓力,而這是“一個持續的過程”。
Morant, who the Grizzlies anticipate will make his return in Wednesday's home
game against the Houston Rockets, spent 11 days in a Florida counseling
facility in the wake of him brandishing a handgun during an early morning
Instagram Live video stream from a Denver-area strip club on March 4.
Ja Morant 將在周三對陣休斯頓火箭隊的主場比賽中復出。 3月4日凌晨,Morant 在丹佛
地區的一家脫衣舞俱樂部,並在Instagram直播中亮出手槍,之後他在佛羅里達州的一家
諮詢機構度過了11天。
"Obviously took that time to better myself, get in a better space mentally,"
Morant said. "It's an ongoing process, a continued process for me. Obviously,
I've been there for two weeks, but that doesn't mean I'm completely better.
So that's an ongoing process for me that I've still been continuing since
I've come out."
「顯然我花了那段時間來改善自己,從精神上讓自己處於更好的狀態,」 Morant說。「這
是一個持續的過程,對我來說仍在繼續。顯然,我已經待在那裡兩個星期了,但這並不意
味著我完全好轉了。所以對我來說,這是一個持續進行的過程,自從我出院後仍在繼續。
」
Morant said that he had become concerned about his stress level before the
controversy in Colorado, but he did not want to leave his team to enter a
counseling program during the season. Morant, who signed a five-year contract
extension that could be worth up to $233 million if he is an All-NBA
selection again this season, said he has realized over the past two weeks how
much he has at stake.
Morant 表示,在科羅拉多州的風波爆發之前,他早就開始擔心自己的壓力問題,但他不
想在球季期間離開球隊進入輔導計劃。Morant 已經簽署了一份為期五年的續約合約,如
果他本季再次入選全明星陣容,該合約的價值最高可達2.33億美元。他表示,他在過去兩
個星期中,意識到他所面臨的處境風險有多大。
"Obviously, I've made mistakes in the past that cause a lot of negative
attention -- not only to me, but my family as well, my team, the organization
-- and I'm completely sorry for that," said Morant, who leads the Grizzlies
with 27.1 points and 8.2 assists per game. "So my job now is, like I said, to
be more responsible, more smarter, and don't cause any of that no more."
「顯然,我過去犯了一些錯誤,引起了很多負面關注,不僅是對我,還有我的家人、球隊
、管理層,對此我深感抱歉,」Morant 說道。他目前以場均27.1分和8.2次助攻的表現帶
領著灰熊隊。他表示,現在他的任務就是像他所說的那樣,更加負責、更加聰明,不再造
成任何負面影響。
According to the statement from the league announcing the suspension, NBA
commissioner Adam Silver determined Morant was in an "intoxicated state"
during the Instagram Live session. Morant, however, was adamant that he does
not consider alcohol abuse to be an issue for him.
根據聯盟發布的禁賽聲明,NBA總裁Adam Silver裁定Morant 在Instagram直播期間處於「
酒醉狀態」。然而,Morant 堅稱自己不認為酗酒是一個問題。
"I don't have an alcohol problem, never had an alcohol problem," Morant said.
"I went [to Florida] for counseling to learn how to manage stress, cope with
stress in a positive way instead of ways I've tried to deal with it before
that caused me to make mistakes."
「我沒有酗酒問題,從來沒有過酗酒問題,」Morant 說。「我去(佛羅里達州)接受輔
導是為了學習如何管理壓力,以正面的方式應對壓力,而不是以前用以前處理壓力的方式
,那樣會讓我犯錯。」
Morant, 23, deactivated his Instagram and Twitter accounts following the
incident but recently reactivated them. Morant, however, said he will not be
nearly as active on social media as he has been in the past, when he often
provided the public glimpses into his private life.
現年23歲的Morant在事件發生後,關閉了他的Instagram和Twitter,但最近重新啟用了它
們。然而,Morant 表示他將不會像過去那樣,在社交媒體上展示自己的私人生活。
He also said that "clubbing and all is not on my mind at all right now" when
asked about curtailing his late-night social activities, particularly when
the Grizzlies are on road trips.
當被問及是否會限制自己的深夜社交活動,特別是當灰熊客隊征戰時,他表示「現在對我
來說,派對和所有活動都不在我的腦海中。」
"Right now for me, it's just keeping the main thing, the main thing and
continuing to go through my process of becoming a better me," Morant said. "I
feel like if I do that, not only will it help me, but it'll help everybody
around me as well."
Morant說:「現在對我來說,是將目標放在最重要的事情上,繼續讓自己成為更好的人。
我覺得如果我這樣做,不僅會幫助我自己,也會幫助我周圍的所有人。
Morant, who has told the Memphis coaching staff that he's willing to come off
the bench as they gradually increase his minutes to normal levels, admitted
that he is "uncomfortable" with the potential fan response after he returns
from his suspension.
Morant告訴灰熊教練團隊,他願意從替補開始上場,隨著時間逐漸增加他的出場時間,直
到達到正常水準。他承認,從禁賽中返回球場後,他對球迷潛在的反應感到不安。
"It's a lot, man," Morant said. "A lot of people don't know what's going on
-- not in my shoes right now with everything that's been going on as of late.
Obviously, I take responsibility for decisions I've made that pretty much
hurt me to the core.
"這打擊很大" Morant 說。 "很多人不知道正在發生什麼事情不知道我的處境,因為
最近發生了很多事情。當然,我要為我所做的那些行為負責。
"Like I said, it not only affected me, but it affected everyone around me --
my family, this organization, my teammates -- and caused me not to be out
there on the floor. Which, one thing I love to do the most is play
basketball. So it's a lot, but like I said before, it's an ongoing process
with everything I've been doing the past two weeks, and I'm going to continue
to do that to get through everything I need to be healthy."
"就像我說的,這不僅影響了我,還影響了我周圍的所有人我的家人、球隊、隊友—
—還讓我無法上場打球。而我最喜歡做的事情之一就是打籃球。所以這打擊很大,但就像
我之前所說的,這是一個持續的過程,是我過去兩週一直在做的事情,我需要健康。
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心得:
「I don't have an alcohol problem, never had an alcohol problem」
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